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Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much On Thanksgiving

10. You ate the turkey, the pop-up thermometer and the plastic net

9. Last thing you remember is positioning your open mouth behind a dump truck full of yams

8. All your silverware is worn down to tiny stumps

7. While picking your teeth, you dislodge an angry construction worker

6. Strangers keep addressing you as "Mr. President"

5. This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read "Good Lord!"

4. You now have an ass the size of Plymouth Rock

3. People keep looking at you and saying, "I thought the Macy's Parade was over"

2. Your relatives can't go home because they're stuck in your gravitational field

1. You're sweatin' gravy, my friend!

TEN STEPS TO RECEIVE AN IPOD FOR UNDER $10
  1. Click on this link
  2. Sign up for free with a real email address. (They won't sell it if you click the box that says you don't want them to)
  3. Verify your email address when you get the confirmation email. This is required. (sometimes it takes a while for them to send the email)
  4. Click on My Account on the top of the Page.
  5. Click on the link that says "Click here to have a verification email sent to youremail@email.com so you can verify your account."
  6. Click on "Complete Offer" 
  7. Choose one of the offers.
  8. Do EXACTLY what the offer says.  (They are all safe, but not free. You will get charged what they say you will.  It will be very clear how much.  Most are under $10)
  9. Refer 5 more friends and make sure they do this exactly.  I paid my friends $10 each to sign up to get my first IPOD. So I paid 
  10.  Wait for your I-POD.
What's the Catch?  Its confirming your email.  The company has noticed that most people never realize that they have to confirm their email.  They do the rest and never get the IPOD.  When everybody signs up for these offers they get a few dollars back.  If less than 1 in 30 does everything required (most forget to confirm their email)  then they will turn a profit.  It looks like it is working, because they are now starting one for a free $50 gift certificate and one for a free TV. 

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