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Top Ten Complaints Beautiful Women Have About Men

10. "When they run out of snacks and start eating your birth control pills."
(Lauren Hutton)

9. "Half a can of Bud Light and they're calling you 'Mommy'."
(Samantha Mathis)

8 "When I come home early and catch him wearing my Wonderbra."
(Elizabeth Berkley)

7. "All that testosterone makes 'em jump around like hyperactive chimps."
(Isabella Rossellini)

6. "Thanks to that Demi Moore-Robert Redford movie, every dweeb with a million dollars keeps following me around with his checkbook."
Linda Evangelista)

5. "They want to talk and talk, and all we really want to do is have sex."
(Yasmine Bleeth)

4. "Sometimes big feet just means big feet."
(Frederique)

3. "They keep using lame pick-up lines like, 'C'mon let's do it right here on the Oval Office desk!"
(Tyra Banks)

2. "We have boobs; they are boobs."
(Rosie Perez)

1 "I can't stand it when all you guys grab my ass!"
(Howard Stern)

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