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Complaints Beautiful Women Have About Men

Condom Ad Slogans

Features of the NRA Restaurant

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Only Women Understand

Questions Not To Ask In A Job Interview

Reasons Why Karaoke Is Better Than Sex

Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

Reasons Why Sleep Is Better Than Sex

Rejected State Slogans

Rejected Valentines Day Cards

Shows on The Playboy Channal

Signs Disney Is Out of Control

Signs You drank to much this weekend

Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active

Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs

Summer Camps You Should Not Send Your Kids To

Things NOT To Say To A Cop

Things NOT To Say To Your Girlfriends Parents

Things That Sound dirty in law, but are not

Things That Will Get You Suspended by Major League Baseball

Things The Founding Fathers Would Say If They Were Alive Today

Things The Yankees Have Always Wanted To Say

Things To Do In An Elevator

Things To Do While Stuck In Traffic

Things To Do While Taking Your Drivers Test

Things You Will Never Hear At The Playboy Mansion

Things You Will Never Hear Your Wife Say

Unusual Comments on Monica Lewinsky's Intern Evaluation

Ways To Be Annoying

Top Ten Things To Do While Stuck In Traffic

10. Play the exciting game "Does My Head Fit In The Glove Compartment?"

9. Roll down window, ask person next to you, "Is this the line for Pokemon?"

8 Honk your horn -- that always helps to get things moving

7. Call police, report stolen car, give license plate of car in front of you

6. Imagine you're in line of cars waiting to run over Donald Trump

5. Turn on wipers, have "race" to see which one goes faster

4. Walk up to guy in car ahead of you, ask him about his grandson

3. Use jumper cables to resuscitate roadkill

2. Plow into a couple of those dorky new VW Beetles

1 Check beverage holder for Y2K compatibility