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Top 11 Things You Will Never Hear At The Playboy Mansion

11. My turn-offs include pipe smoking, silk pajamas and men who treat women as sex objects.

10. Please don't put your drink on top of that. . . IT'S A $3,000 BIBLE!

9. Why, Rex Reed. . . I haven't seen you in ages!

8. Checkmate!

7. I'm here to meet the writers of those great articles.

6. Hurry up ladies. . . we're going to be late for mass!

5. Sorry miss, but all of our Playmates have to be Mensa members.

4. Gather around everyone. We're all going to sing "Kumbaya".

3. Honey I'm sorry, but you're breasts are just way too big.

2. What's airbrushing?

1. Two women at the same time? Count me out.